Expos Yourself!

Carolyn Bennett Writer/Comic with Terry Mosher a.k.a. Aislin

Terry Mosher a.k.a Aislin and Carolyn Bennett Writer/Comic outside Brockville's From Here to Infinity Gallery.

Cartoonist Aislin’s Sketchy Baseball Memoir 

From the September issue of The Fishwrapper

When the Washington Nationals won the World Series on October 30, 2019, some baseball fans knew that it was really the Montreal Expos that triumphed. After Daniel Hudson pitched the slider that struck out Houston Astros batter Michael Brantley, I leapt and whooped around my Toronto apartment like I was rioting on St. Catherine Street; I had to stop myself from flipping over my coffee table, the jubilation was so intense. It had been nearly 35 years since I’d last seen an Expos home game at the Big O, but growing up in MTL during the heady days of Nos Amours hardwired me to love anything remotely  ‘Spos. So when the Montreal Expos franchise moved to Washington in 2005, an inevitable yet still demoralizing goodbye, many MTL fans shifted their allegiance to the Nationals. The love for Canada’s first major league baseball team runs deep.

Terry Mosher a.k.a. Aislin knows all about that love. The legendary political satirist and cartoonist for the Montreal Gazette will be signing copies of his latest book Montreal Expos: A Cartoonist Love Affair on Sunday, September 15 beginning at 1pm at the From Here to Infinity Gallery and Bookstore in Brockville. Many former Montrealers have made Brockville their home, including notables such as the late great Don McGowan and longtime Recorder and Times journalist and author Ron Zajac, so Bville was a natural stop on Aislin’s book tour. 

This past June, Mosher was awarded the prestigious Michener-Baxter Award for exceptional service to Canadian public service journalism. An OC (not obsessive compulsive, but Officer of the Order of Canada), Mosher has had his cartoons published in Punch, The Atlantic Monthly, Harper’s, National Lampoon and the New York Times. 

Not bad for a kid who grew up in downtown Montreal, where he developed his caricature talents under the encouraging eye of renowned painter and family friend John Little. Mosher would watch Little work in his studio and listen to his stories about sports and baseball, of seeing players like the Montreal Royals’ Jackie Robinson, who would go on to make history by being the first African American to play in major league baseball. That early influence helped shape Mosher's career trajectory, and his book is dedicated to Little.

Mosher’s “memoir of a baseball team” is chock-a-block with photos, cartoons and stories about the rise and fall of the celebrated crew. Mosher’s story runs parallel to the Expos chronology and the book is sprinkled with anecdotes from his own life. He recounts the substance abuse in the 1980s that not only had to be reckoned with within the Expos organization and MLB, but that he had to face personally. He checked himself into rehab in 1985, and along with Expos notables Tim Raines and Ellis Valentine, continues to be open about his recovery and sobriety. As sports journalist Michael Farber wrote, “in the 1980s the Montreal Expos became Colombia’s favourite team”. 

From Jarry Park and Rusty “Le Grand Orange” Staub, through to the Big O and Warren Cromartie, Steve Rogers, Andre Dawson, Bill “Spaceman” Lee, Vlad Guerroro, Gary Carter and all the other names that will make Expos fans salivate, the book is an easy read, a picture book for grownups. It highlights the baseball coaches, sportscasters, politicians and other cast of characters (Youppi), that electrified, enraged and entertained a great city. With a foreword from original Montreal Expos owner Charles Brofman and coming in at 336 ages, Aislin’s Montreal Expos: A Cartoonist’s Love Affair is a must-read for baseball fans, anyone nostalgic for Montreal’s bygone days, and for those who appreciate the art of cartooning. Mosher has given us a gift by sharing his reminiscences of this giddy time.

Don’t miss this chance to meet Terry “Aslin” Mosher on Sunday September 15 from 1pm at From Here to Infinity Gallery, 213 King Street West, Brockville. Proceeds of book sales are going to the Montreal Children's Hospital through the Expos Fest organization. IT HAPPENED AND IT WAS GREAT!!

Valderi Valdera!

Listening to:

Annakin Slayd - Remember (Expos 50th Anniversary Version) - YouTube

From the Archives: A Stress-Free Way To Pay Bills And Get Instant Cash!

In my meandering (I call it meandering, some call it procrastination) through the overlord Google, I came across my old blog on the supreme entity Google’s blogspot. While I continue plodding away on a short story that is causing me to question everything I thought I was, please enjoy this timeless entry. Note the 2012 date. Yours, cb

Friday, November 23, 2012

A Stress-Free Way To Pay Bills And Get Instant Cash!

I still anticipate the arrival of daily mail. Not the electronic kind, but the kind where a guy in uniform walks up to your house and drops letters off in a thing called a mailbox. Some mailboxes are attached to the exterior of a house, some houses have slots in their doors for letters to be inserted, and in apartment buildings, residents have little individual mail slots or boxes where they collect mail. Mail. Coming home to mail. Maybe a postcard from a friend vacationing in the Swiss Alps, or a card acknowledging a milestone or a holiday.  Mail. From Canada Post!

Ah, the romance.

Today I received this gem from my credit union.

Dear Carolyn,

Imagine you have $511.28 in your chequing account.

Now imagine writing a cheque for $1000 … $1500 … or even $5000 without any concern that it will “bounce”. This is the straightforward, honest benefit of having an Advantage Line Of Credit.

By using your Advantage Line Of Credit, you increase the balance in your chequing account so you can pay unexpected bills …cover vacation expenses …or other occasional blips in your cash flow … (I stopped reading after this).

Now, I could be wrong, and please correct me if I am, but isn't this sort of marketing and/or economic policy what created the U.S. government calls the “fiscal cliff”. But – how could it be? The benefit of having an Advantage Line Of Credit is straightforward and honest!

I mean, like, hey, I gotta go to Aruba. That’s an occasional blip in my lifestyle.  Fer sure. But my cash flow is trickling. It might be an infection, I dunno. Hey - I’ll write a cheque for $5000 – that should take care of the yuck, like, ya.

Fiscal Cliff: Hey, cheque! I wanna see you bounce! Toss yourself off me!

Cheque: But I can’t bounce. It says so in the direct mail campaign.

Fiscal Cliff: I don’t believe it. Show me! First rule of storytelling – show, don’t tell!

Cheque: Okay, Cliff. Watch me soar muthafecker!

SFX: Weeping and gnashing of teeth.

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And people ask me why I get headaches.

Whoever conceived, wrote and approved the copy for the Advantage Line Of Credit should be forced to take out an Advantage Line Of Credit, rack it up without any enjoyment, and suffer the torment of financial insecurity. And when they cried for mercy, all they’d hear is a ‘blip’ sound.

It’s stuff like this that’s causing the middle class to collapse.

Me, I’m still waiting for a postcard from the Swiss Alps.

A Very Special Christmas/Holiday Greeting from CBennettworld

As you may know, the Christmas/Holiday Greeting from CBennettworld 2023 is later than usual. We apologize for any sentimental hardship this may have caused. Our communications and media division went on a wildcat strike two weeks before the holiday break. This is an anomaly because our imaginary workers are not unionized, nor do they have accounts on Slack or other cloud-based team communication platforms. Each individual decided independently to cease work until they receive a new contract guaranteeing a living wage, which in Toronto is just shy of out of the question. And they liked the idea of being on a wildcat strike.

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More Workshops: November 2023

Are you a senior? Do you aspire to become a senior? Do you feel like a senior most days, but your driver’s license says you were born in 2002? Is your driver’s license fake? Is this now stream of consciousness drivel?

If you answered yes to any of the above, then you may wish to register for Finding The Funny: How to Mine Your Life for Laughs, 90 minutes of comedy jamming and meeting new friends on Zoom. As the workshop leader, I’ll be mumbling and fumbling my way through exercises. As a comic, I’ll be looking to pilfer bits and jokes.

This workshop is offered through Accenti: The Magazine with the Italian Accent.

Stay tuned for more offerings.

Laugh, gawddamnit!

Bright Lit Big City returns Saturday, September 30, 4pm

Make sure that you attend Bright Lit Big City on Saturday September 30, 4pm at Hirut Cafe 2050 Danforth Ave Toronto. There will be injera. And authors reading their work. Probably in that order.

Surviving and Thriving in Bville

There was a fire in Brockville this week —-a fire of talent!

As the great Gloria Gaynor crooned, I Will Survive.

Please enjoy my latest essay. Shout out to urbanites in small town Ontario.